This object is to dispense projectiles from a spot perched above the Ballistic Missile Defence System.

“These bombs, when employed on the enemy submarines would release the refined, proteinous gluten into the coastal waters. This chemical reaction would produce a thick gummy mess that rendered the enemy submarines immobile and ripe for capture.”

Like much of my work I infused this with optimism, DIY ethic and perhaps entrepreneurial hubris. As well I like inventions that complicate life and and don’t consider expertise involved in using it.

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